Mega-Work-Weekend: A Collection of Haikus.

FRIDAY

Post Ceremony:
"Thank God. Get in here, woman.
I need martinis."



SATURDAY

Walked in Central Park
Until all the streetlights lit
Now, where's the East Side?



SUNDAY

My brain is just mush
But I saw THE BEST mullet
While on the subway.



MONDAY

"eh, well, they're okay."
Karmic retribution and
thousand dollar plants.